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Welcome to: The Somebody, Nobody, Anybody and Everybody Blog!

This is a space for unfiltered thoughts and experiences from my perspective and a space to call my own on the internet. Here, you'll find a humorous (and sometimes brutally honest) take on life, navigating the seeing world as a person with sight impairment, and the wonderful (and often frustrating) world of technology, all served up with a healthy dose of my unfiltered thoughts and opinions.  Expect a mix of everything: hilarious anecdotes, sarcastic jabs, and the occasional rant, alongside no get-rich-quick schemes, no miracle health cures, and no relationship advice from a self-proclaimed guru (who's probably single themselves).  So, if you're looking for a laugh (and maybe a little offense) and are up for some unapologetic, unpolished, and occasionally unconventional musings, then pull up a chair and grab a cuppa. But if you're easily offended or expecting a five-step plan to achieve ultimate success, this might not be the blog for you.  Dive in at yo...
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Blind-Bloopers: That Time I Greeted Daffy Duck in the Washroom

There's a game that sighted people love to play with us, and it's easily one of the most annoying social interactions in the world. It’s a game of chance, a verbal mystery, and it begins with three simple, dreadful words: "Guess who this is?" In that moment, a playful challenge for some becomes a perplexing ordeal for us. We're left to wonder, do they think our brains have a special, searchable database of everyone we've ever met saying those exact words? In a world where my imagination can run wild, I often find myself fantasizing about a truly epic response, a theatrical reveal that would leave them utterly bewildered, like a triumphant, "I know, you're Daffy Duck!" The "Guess Who?" game isn't the only one we're forced to play. There's a whole collection of social interactions that feel like a labyrinth designed by a bored deity. The dreaded "silent conversation" is a close second. Picture this: you're standi...

The Truth About Charging Your iPhone: Debunking 10 Common Myths

In the world of technology, where new devices and updates are constantly released, it's easy to get lost in a sea of information—and misinformation. When it comes to something as fundamental as charging your iPhone, a device many of us rely on daily, a number of persistent myths have taken root, passed down from one generation of phone users to the next. These tidbits of advice, often based on outdated battery technology, can cause unnecessary worry and even lead to counterproductive habits. But what's the real story? What's the truth about how we should care for our iPhone batteries? Let's take a closer look and separate fact from fiction as we revisit ten of the most common charging myths to see if they still hold up in 2025.

Blind-Bloopers: The Night My Wife Gave Belly Dancing a Bad Name

I have a confession to make. I like dining out, and not just because my wife can’t cook. Now that the disclaimer is out of the way, let’s get on with the story. My wife and I, like many couples, cherish those rare Saturday nights when we get to escape the domestic bliss and try a new restaurant. It was one of those evenings, the kind where everyone seems to be in a party mood.

HIKE: Your First Step Towards Inclusive Web Design

In the vast and ever-expanding world of the web, creating a digital space that is open and welcoming to everyone is not just a moral imperative, but a fundamental pillar of good design. For developers and designers alike, the journey toward building accessible products can seem daunting, but it doesn't have to be. Imagine a simple, memorable guide that distills the core principles of accessible design into a single, easy-to-remember acronym. This is where HIKE comes in. It's a straightforward primer, a friendly reminder of the key steps needed to ensure your work can be experienced by people of all abilities. By following these foundational principles, you can take a significant leap toward creating a more inclusive and user-friendly digital environment for all. H is for headings and semantic markup. At its heart, this is about creating a clear and logical structure for your content. Headings (like <h1>, <h2>, etc.) are not just for making text bigger and bo...